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ultimate fangirl challenge ~ 5/5 male characters: alphonse elric (fullmetal alchemist: brotherhood)
“You know, I didn’t ask to be this big.”

heysoapie:

satanic2chainz:

callherhoney:

p2hot:

allcreatures:


A young woman and her service dog caused quite a stir over the weekend when they both showed up to her college graduation ceremony dressed in matching caps and gowns.

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(via Service Dog Arrives At College Graduation In Cap And Gown, Becomes A Celebrity (PHOTOS))

Dog: You damn fucking right I’m wearing a cap and fucking gown. I went to more classes den that long haired white hipster ass mofo other there so I KNOW I deserve this more than his ass. I aint ask to read and discuss fucking Virginia Woolfe. I thought she was a fucking dog. Then I found out it was crazy homely ass white woman. I literally had to sit through an hour and a half of that bullshit. Oh I’m getting a fucking diploma today.

DIED.

holy shit

*flat lined*

heysoapie:

satanic2chainz:

callherhoney:

p2hot:

allcreatures:

A young woman and her service dog caused quite a stir over the weekend when they both showed up to her college graduation ceremony dressed in matching caps and gowns.

Click through for full story.

(via Service Dog Arrives At College Graduation In Cap And Gown, Becomes A Celebrity (PHOTOS))

Dog: You damn fucking right I’m wearing a cap and fucking gown. I went to more classes den that long haired white hipster ass mofo other there so I KNOW I deserve this more than his ass. I aint ask to read and discuss fucking Virginia Woolfe. I thought she was a fucking dog. Then I found out it was crazy homely ass white woman. I literally had to sit through an hour and a half of that bullshit. Oh I’m getting a fucking diploma today.

DIED.

holy shit

*flat lined*

buzzfeed:

George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans. 

wizardlightningbattle:

This fucking show

When I was a kid, I used to go over to friend’s houses and notice that their parents never seemed to bully them or hit them. I assumed this was just because they had a friend over, and that their parents terrorized them all the time when I wasn’t around. I didn’t identify my situation as abuse or reach out to a teacher or counselor because I thought everyone had to live through this. I was probably twenty by the time I realized that some families really don’t humiliate and belittle their kids, ever.

I wish someone had gotten that through to me. I wish instead of saying vaguely and uncomfortably “you can talk to the counselor if you have problems at home,” my teachers had said flat-out “it is not normal to be afraid of your parents, and not normal to be unhappy whenever you’re at home, and you can ask us if you’re not sure if something’s okay or not.” I wish someone could have taught me that wanting to be safe was human instead of selfish.

And I’m probably going to make a whole post about this so I won’t belabor the point right now, but this is why feminists care about media and memes that normalize rape. (Or that stigmatize the words “rape” and “rapist,” but enthusiastically normalize the act of forcing sex on people, as long as you don’t call it that.) Because it tells people that rape is normal, that it’s a popular and accepted way to express romance and/or dominance, and we can’t assume that everyone absorbing this culture knows “of course that’s not how it really works.”

The Pervocracy, Everyone else is doing it… right? (via slutwalksignideas)

 !!! I wish someone could have taught me that wanting to be safe was human instead of selfish.

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cumaeansibyl:

zawehzaweh:

finalblessing:

will smith everybody

#HELLO I AM MR SMITH THIS IS M FAMILY #WIFE!! SON!!

DAD THERE ARE PEOPLE WATCHING OH MY GOD THEY HAVE CAMERAS DAD YOU ARE THE WORST

thisgingerisback:

i sincerely hope every single man mourning the “loss” of angelina jolie’s breasts trips and falls on a butcher knife

jhenne-bean:

thebigblackwolfe:

mephistosplayground:

thisgingerisback:

i sincerely hope every single man mourning the “loss” of angelina jolie’s breasts trips and falls on a butcher knife

Look. She’s copping out, and teaching women that its okay to get rid of your womanhood because corporate powers dictate cancer is a gene, and that you should be afraid.

Cancer is a degenerative disease, which is a sure sign of a lack of oxygen. The only predisposition anyone has to cancer is a sedentary lifestyle paired with any activity that intentionally limits your oxygen intake and assimilation. Stress, and other mind-forming factors can easily slip someone’s body into sickness.

Angelina is pre-empting something, and sending a message to all women that removing your breasts and ovaries is the way to go.

And no one sees the self-mutilation going on here. I guess it’s okay when a heroine takes a loss for a cause, but when 300 pound Becky hates herself for being fat and cuts herself, she has esteem issues.

I have a question! All Angelina supporters. Do you see yourself removing your breasts out of fear of cancer? (I’m waiting for the SJ heroes to come out on this one. And watch. There will be MEN covering their asses saying they support her decision, but I guarantee not ONE of those males will cut their cocks out for cancer…….)

Get rid of her womanhood?

She was GENETICALLY PREDISPOSED TO CANCER. SHE HAD AN 87% CHANCE OF GETTING THE SAME KIND OF CANCER THAT KILLED HER MOTHER.


And she made a decision as an individual, as a mother, as a woman, that she did not want to leave her kids without her. I can’t fucking stand her ass but goddamnit I think that was a smart, admirable decision.

And now you and every nigga that trolls the pseudo-science area of the internet wants to come out with some bullshit about how she could’ve prevented this.

If my doctor told me I had an 87% chance of getting penile cancer, you better fucking believe I’d have that shit removed and give nam fucks about it. Especially if I already had kids that I needed to look out for.

If you want to jump on Angelina for some of the problematic shit she’s pulled over the years go right fucking ahead, but don’t you dare sit up here and shit on her for making a decision about her health, her life, and her body like this.

And stop fucking following me too, I got enough allergy problems without having to worry about the dust coming off your dick.

oh my fucking god “COPPING OUT.”

what

the

fuck?

Scientists do their work by assuming that every phenomenon can be reduced to a material, mechanistic cause and by excluding any possibility of nonmaterial explanations. And the materialist assumption works really, really well—in detecting and quantifying things that have a material or mechanistic explanation. Materialism has allowed us to predict and control what happens in nature with astonishing success. The jaw-dropping edifice of modern science, from space probes to nanosurgery, is the result.

But the success has gone to the materialists’ heads. From a fruitful method, materialism becomes an axiom: If science can’t quantify something, it doesn’t exist, and so the subjective, unquantifiable, immaterial “manifest image” of our mental life is proved to be an illusion.

Here materialism bumps up against itself.

Andrew Ferguson considers the implications of philosopher Thomas Nagel’s provocative Mind and Cosmos.  (via explore-blog)
the actual moral of 500 Days of Summer: you shouldn't use the fact that you think you're a nice guy as an excuse to project your fantasies onto women who don't return your feelings. If she says she doesn't want a relationship, then listen and accept this.
what most dudes take from 500 Days of Summer: any woman who doesn't want to date me is a bitch. It's a fact; they even made a movie about it.
miss-love:

fuckyeahadventuretimegifs:

the-most-sensational-jillies:

It’s Mail Time

WHERE ARE THESE COMING FROM

HERES THE MAIL IT NEVER FAILSIT MAKES ME WANNA WAG MY TAILWHEN IT COMES I WANNA WAILMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL 

miss-love:

fuckyeahadventuretimegifs:

the-most-sensational-jillies:

It’s Mail Time

WHERE ARE THESE COMING FROM

HERES THE MAIL IT NEVER FAILS
IT MAKES ME WANNA WAG MY TAIL
WHEN IT COMES I WANNA WAIL
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL